"Thus, let us drink beer!"

“Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!” 

― Martin Luther

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

“The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.”

--Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Valentines Day Comedy Show! No Reservations, No Cover, No Problem!

The Amsterdam Stand Up Comedy Revolt presents A Valentines Day Comedy Engagement at The Amsterdam Bar. February 14th! 10pm! Steve Herndon, Cody James, Kerry Smith, and the much written and talked about 9 year old sensation Saffron Herndon and many more comics! FREE with food by Crow Bros. JOIN US!

"Lines on Ale"

“Fill with mingled cream and amber,

I will drain that glass again.

Such hilarious visions clamber

Through the chamber of my brain —

Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies

Come to life and fade away;

What care I how time advances?

I am drinking ale today.”

― attributed to Edgar Allan Poe

Words to live by . . .

"If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon." -- W.C. Fields

Jazz night tonight!

It's going to be cold this week--let us put a toddy in your body.

Shelley Carrol and Verb jamming tonight at the Amsterdam Bar

Live music tonight! Shelley Carrol and Verb are jamming tonight. Come out and don't miss it.

Shelley Carrol Quartet at tonight's Jazz Night!

The Shelley Carrol Quartet returns to the stage at The Amsterdam Bar for tonight's Jazz Night. You know the deal--the music starts about 10:00pm, but get there earlier if you want a table.

Welcome Shelley Carrol back to Jazz Night tonight!

Jazz night tonight! Come welcome Shelley Carrol back after his most recent tour with the Duke Ellington Orchestra.

Jazz Night, my babies . . .

Monday night means bad ass jazz at the Amsterdam Bar. Music starts around 10:00 pm; get there early if you want a table.

That is all, my babies.